Daguss

A rancher is out checking his cattle one day when he sees an ornate bottle half buried in the pasture. He dismounts his horse and pulls it out of the ground. Upon touching it, a plume of smoke pours out the top and coalesces into the form of a beautifull Arabic woman.

"Greetings, sir, I am the genie of this bottle. For releasing me, i shall grant you 3 wishes." The woman says.

The rancher ponders this for a moment, before speaking up. "Bein a rancher, an' all, I don't make a heck uva lot a money. I'd sure like to have some more, so I wish I had $10 million." The genie smiles.

"Very well, when you return home, you will see that you do infact have $10 million. What is your next wish?"

The Rancher ponders this for a moment, scratching his rough beard. "Well, I know I'm not the handsomest Son uva Gun, so i wish i had a face like that Actor, Brad Pitt."

The genie Smiles again, and nods her head. "Very well, master. When you return hom, you will infact have a face Like Brad Pitt. What is your final wish?"

The Rancher thought for a while longer this time, looking around the pasture he occupied, finally settling on his horse. "Alright, pretty lady, for my final wish, i wish i had the sex organs of my horse." The genie gave him a curious look, but finally, giggled and nodded her head.

"Very well, master. When you return home, you will find that you do infact have the sex organs of your horse." Then without so much as a poof, both the genie and the bottle vanished.

The rancher was excited, and rushed home on his horse, and rushed inside. He found a winning lottery ticket for $10 million dollars. He rushed to the bathroom, and looked into the mirror, and there staring back at him was a handsome face that looked like Brad Pitt. Finally, he unzipped his pants and threw them to the floor, and stared between his legs. His face fell, though when he saw what rested there.

"Aw, Damn! I forgot I was ridin' Ol' Nelly!"

Dear Bullies,

The boy you punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few min ago.
That girl you called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.
The boy you called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the other day is already being abused at home.
You think you know them.
Guess what, YOU DON'T!
Re-post if you are against bullying.
I bet 99% of you won't.
Repost this if your that 1% with a heart

found this. Thought i should spread the word.

It's true. I do feel discouraged. I started posting here because i wanted people to like my work, and to talk to me about it, but i hardly ever get anything more than a "Good job". While this is still very much appreciated, i feel as if my journals go ignored, in which, i have asked for constructive critisism many times. Unfortunately, i have recieved none in responce to these journals.

Because of this, I am contemplating no longer posting any of my work. I will wait a while, to give my watchers a chance to provide feedback, but if i receive none, i will consider leaving DA.

So it would seem. It is a little depressing though, to be honest. I do appreciate that you guys love my stuff, but i do wish i'd get more feedback. What do you like about my stuff? What don't you like about my stuff? What could be better, what would you want to see more of? I started posting stuff for this purpose, so i could get feed back. If you like something tell me, or else i'll just keep doing my own thing, or i'll just quit. The latter is more likely, though, as i'm quickly running out of ideas. So please, as a viewer, help me out!

I wish i had something to post for 2k views, but alas, as i said, i have no ideas. So, if you guys could come up with something, i'd very much appreciate the help. Just give me your ideas, and i'll make it work. By the way...anyone know how to post polls?

Maybe...who knows? I finally submitted something after a long time...But, i'm going on vacation...We;ll see...I can add a sequal to my newest deviation, fav.me/d2trgrq, we'll start talking seriously about being back n the writing business...until then, i'll try to manualy write out the sequal, and when i get back, i'll start typing it.