Listening to: The voices in my head
Reading: What are these strange lines called letters?
Watching: Why does the box of lights speak?
Playing: Oh! The bombs blow cars up too?
Eating: Mmm. Yummy mushrooms
Drinking: the dark liquid burns my throat!
A rancher is out checking his cattle one day when he sees an ornate bottle half buried in the pasture. He dismounts his horse and pulls it out of the ground. Upon touching it, a plume of smoke pours out the top and coalesces into the form of a beautifull Arabic woman.
"Greetings, sir, I am the genie of this bottle. For releasing me, i shall grant you 3 wishes." The woman says.
The rancher ponders this for a moment, before speaking up. "Bein a rancher, an' all, I don't make a heck uva lot a money. I'd sure like to have some more, so I wish I had $10 million." The genie smiles.
"Very well, when you return home, you will see that you do infact have $10 million. What is your next wish?"
The Rancher ponders this for a moment, scratching his rough beard. "Well, I know I'm not the handsomest Son uva Gun, so i wish i had a face like that Actor, Brad Pitt."
The genie Smiles again, and nods her head. "Very well, master. When you return hom, you will infact have a face Like Brad Pitt. What is your final wish?"
The Rancher thought for a while longer this time, looking around the pasture he occupied, finally settling on his horse. "Alright, pretty lady, for my final wish, i wish i had the sex organs of my horse." The genie gave him a curious look, but finally, giggled and nodded her head.
"Very well, master. When you return home, you will find that you do infact have the sex organs of your horse." Then without so much as a poof, both the genie and the bottle vanished.
The rancher was excited, and rushed home on his horse, and rushed inside. He found a winning lottery ticket for $10 million dollars. He rushed to the bathroom, and looked into the mirror, and there staring back at him was a handsome face that looked like Brad Pitt. Finally, he unzipped his pants and threw them to the floor, and stared between his legs. His face fell, though when he saw what rested there.
"Aw, Damn! I forgot I was ridin' Ol' Nelly!"