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SOPA Sucks by Daguss SOPA Sucks :icondaguss:Daguss 1 0
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This is written for The Challenge: Mishap for the Transformation group
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       You ever have one of those days where your rushing through something, then look back and  realize you've made several mistakes? Well...i had one of those days...it wasn't one of those signing your soul over to the devil or anything. I was job hunting. And I had stayed up late playing Fallout 3 on my computer again. Anyway, i was job hunting. My travels took me to a local book store. Nothing indicated they were hiring, but i asked for an application anyway.
     I made my way over to a nearby table, and sat to fill it out, taking out my trusty ball point pen. I skimmed over the application, noticing everything looked about as standard as any other application. I had other things i wanted to do, so i got to work, skipping the names and signatures for last, writin
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Overworlder :icondaguss:Daguss 11 2
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The Wishing Ring part 1 :icondaguss:Daguss 32 13
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The Marble Horse TG AR TF :icondaguss:Daguss 121 26
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Travis: A TG transformation :icondaguss:Daguss 47 8
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Beach House AR TG :icondaguss:Daguss 51 13
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An unexpected Development :icondaguss:Daguss 26 22

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DA2 _sketches by ReMemoir DA2 _sketches :iconrememoir:ReMemoir 11 6 Don't Touch the Strange Statues by Dopplegager
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Thermodynamics by 12-tf Thermodynamics :icon12-tf:12-tf 518 67 Dragon Dream by 12-tf Dragon Dream :icon12-tf:12-tf 3,219 151 Gender Bent by cluedog
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Gym Class Hero (Uncensored) by MentalCrash
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Fan Art Contest 4 - Gym Class Hero by MentalCrash Fan Art Contest 4 - Gym Class Hero :iconmentalcrash:MentalCrash 499 23 Intro to Archeology by areg5
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Dog shampoo TG TF 05 final by 12-tf
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Dog shampoo TG TF 04 by 12-tf
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Dog shampoo TG TF 03 by 12-tf
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Lionized 8 TF TG by 12-tf
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Daguss
Mike
United States
i'm a simple guy with complicated tastes. obviuosly, i like TF. i also like other things. i write when i'm inspired to write. unfortunatley, i havn't done much lately. life has taken hold i guess. Depression? maybe...maybe not. i'm too easy going to recognize it. the only thing i'd be depressed about is the fact that i never have anything new to do.

Current Residence: Between here and there
Favourite genre of music: different stuff
Favourite photographer: uh...
Favourite style of art: all.
Operating System: it's an old one...
MP3 player of choice: cheap, $20 one, needs to be waterproof...
Shell of choice: Unicorn horn?
Wallpaper of choice: splattered with red
Skin of choice: fried and chewy. i like chicken skin...
Favourite cartoon character: Jerry. from tom and jerry. that is one slick Mouse...
Personal Quote: The pen is mightier than the sword. especially when theres a big check at the end.
Interests
  • Listening to: The voices in my head
  • Reading: What are these strange lines called letters?
  • Watching: Why does the box of lights speak?
  • Playing: Oh! The bombs blow cars up too?
  • Eating: Mmm. Yummy mushrooms
  • Drinking: the dark liquid burns my throat!
A rancher is out checking his cattle one day when he sees an ornate bottle half buried in the pasture. He dismounts his horse and pulls it out of the ground. Upon touching it, a plume of smoke pours out the top and coalesces into the form of a beautifull Arabic woman.

"Greetings, sir, I am the genie of this bottle. For releasing me, i shall grant you 3 wishes." The woman says.

The rancher ponders this for a moment, before speaking up. "Bein a rancher, an' all, I don't make a heck uva lot a money. I'd sure like to have some more, so I wish I had $10 million." The genie smiles.

"Very well, when you return home, you will see that you do infact have $10 million. What is your next wish?"

The Rancher ponders this for a moment, scratching his rough beard. "Well, I know I'm not the handsomest Son uva Gun, so i wish i had a face like that Actor, Brad Pitt."

The genie Smiles again, and nods her head. "Very well, master. When you return hom, you will infact have a face Like Brad Pitt. What is your final wish?"

The Rancher thought for a while longer this time, looking around the pasture he occupied, finally settling on his horse. "Alright, pretty lady, for my final wish, i wish i had the sex organs of my horse." The genie gave him a curious look, but finally, giggled and nodded her head.

"Very well, master. When you return home, you will find that you do infact have the sex organs of your horse." Then without so much as a poof, both the genie and the bottle vanished.

The rancher was excited, and rushed home on his horse, and rushed inside. He found a winning lottery ticket for $10 million dollars. He rushed to the bathroom, and looked into the mirror, and there staring back at him was a handsome face that looked like Brad Pitt. Finally, he unzipped his pants and threw them to the floor, and stared between his legs. His face fell, though when he saw what rested there.

"Aw, Damn! I forgot I was ridin' Ol' Nelly!"

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JamsnJellies Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey! Thanks so much for watching me! ~_~
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Joodoo Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
Hey there, thanks for the watch!  I hope you like my transformation renders :D
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Daguss Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014

I do. Keep up the good work.

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Chaoslady97 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student Artist
I love you horse tf tg ar story
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Daguss Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Thank you!
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Chaoslady97 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Student Artist
Your welcome
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JitenshaSW Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch ^^
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Daguss Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
I like your work, even if i can't afford it ;). i kid, i kid
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JitenshaSW Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks XD Luckily I have tons of free stuff on my DA ;)
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Nimeyal Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the :+devwatch:! :)
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